Category Archives: Gay Bars

Bears, Bears, Bears and Provincetown.

When I die and go to heaven, I hope that it looks something like Bear Week in Provincetown. Or if all the bears are in hell, then you can send me a ticket for there instead. Once a year, Provincetown … Continue reading

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June 2009: Paul Asplund Meets My Friends

That thing that I wrote about Paul not being funny, I am beginning to think I may have got wrong. But of course, because I am the micro-managing control freak that I am, I had to have my friends take … Continue reading

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Porn Star Fantasies

The one where I bang my favorite porn star. Continue reading

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The Cop

So, LA without a car is a complete impossibility. In this city, you don’t got wheels, you don’t got shit. Due to my impending fame, I know that very soon I’ll be pimped out with a Porsche with “YOU WISH” … Continue reading

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